Ahoy you wankers!! Come sail your way through pubs and alleys from U Street to Adams Morgan on July 15th with all of your hashiest of friends!
EWH3 Trail #1017: The Semen, Surfers, and Sea Monsters Crawl! - 12:00 PM, Saturday, July 15th - U-Street Metro (Yellow/Green Line)
Join us on July 15 at 12:00 for the EWH3's Semen, Surfers, and Sea Monsters bar crawl where we combine two of our favorite things: day drinking and more day drinking.
Are you a surfer? A sea monster? A Se[a]man? Pick your theme (one or all) and join us as we voyage the rough seas of U street, following our true north star to the place of all night dancing.
When: 12:00 PM Saturday July 15th, 2017. Pack starts drinking... right away!
Where: U Street Metro - follow marks to start (here's a clue: it's a very Proper place to start)
Metro options: Yellow/Green line. Or buses probably. We don't know your life.
Hares: Atari 6900, Colliteral Damage, Fukushemale, Who's In My Mouth?, Periodic Fable and Just Alex, Poops I Did it Again, Keebler Shelf, and Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer (and probably a couple of mystery hares that will be voluntold to help wrangle you wankers).
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B! (closest metro to end is red line)
Price: In advance: $30 pub crawl; $40 pub crawl + on after
At the door: $35 pub crawl; $45 pub crawl + on after
Why is it $5 more this year than last? Because there are some special surprises along the way and an amazing on-after that starts right at end!! Read on...
Deals at 3rd Bar
Tecate and grilled cheese combo for $5 or
substitute in a Bloody Mary for $3 more!
Deals at 4th Bar
$3 labat blue and labat blue light cans
$4 angry orchard
$5 fireball shots
$12 pitchers bud light
Deals at the Last Bar (which is also the on-after) until 9 PM
$4 bud light draft
$5 mixed rail drinks or wines by the glass
$6 burger baskets.
What is the optional $10 On-After Charge?? Not only do we have the space hashers-only until 10 (that's built into your rego), you can also purchase an open bar from 8-10 PM! Includes domestic bottles & mixed rail drinks. You can also just stay and pay as you go. If that's how you wanna play it.
UPDATE TO THE PUB CRAWL!
Ahoy Wankers! We've had a number of questions about whether can people can just do the on-after and the answer is YES! The cost will be $15 after 5:30 and before 8 PM. What does this get you?? A toe tag, a beer with the rest of your friends BEFORE the open bar starts at 8 PM (if you get there before 8 PM). After 8 PM, you'll have to deal with standing in line with the muggles outside :/
Wallet/ID & Floaty Fins (not necessary but highly encouraged)
U-Street Metro (Yellow/Green Line), follow marks to the Proper start!