EWH3 Orphan Christmas Trail, Dec 25 2025, Greenbelt (Green Line)

If you’re stuck in DC, with nothing better to do, or you just want to get your drink on before having to go visit family/friends, why not take the trek out to the wilds of northern College Park for the annual Orphan Christmas Party. The trail will be shortish, so if you need more miles, feel free to volunteer to help be a flour mule, or just run on your own.

The On-After will be at PSA’s place. Even if you can’t make it to trail and want to stop by later in the day, that’s fine (call or email ahead to make sure the party is still happening). The hot tub will be open and hot! Please bring your own towel if you plan on getting wet. He doesn’t have enough for everyone. Also, if you want to bring a lawn chair, great. If anyone is feeling really festive and wants to bake cookies (Phallic shaped is optional) that can be arranged as well. We might even get really wild and fire up the grill. But there will be plenty of things to drink.
No real pre-lube for this trail unless you want to show up early and brown bag it.
There is construction and single tracking on the Green Line, so plan accordingly.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: Special Start Time of 11AM, Thursday, December 25, 2025. Pack will be away right at 11:15 AM-ish, don’t be late!

Where: follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Not even close

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Kentucky Fried Semen

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.2 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.5 mi first half / 0.4 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Greenbelt Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Greenbelt
Last Trains Out:
We should be finished way before the last train.

On After*: PSA’s Place
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.