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EWH3 Le Pub Crawl!!!!!!! 2018

07/14 12:00 PM

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $35*

EWH3 Trail #1076: Le Pub Crawl! - 12:00 PM, Saturday, July 14th - Cap South Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver)

Join us on July 14 at 12:00 for the EWH3's Le Pub Crawl where we combine two of our favorite things: day drinking and more day drinking.

Come celebrate le quatorze juillet—when we will storm of a numbers grand fortresses (BARS) that are holding the beverages we seek. We will start with the site of Napoleon III's attack on Maximilian of Austria, the Second French intervention in Mexico (Tortilla Coast - yes, totally different war, be quiet there are margs), and from there take a tour of other French invasions, retreats and something something Waterloo.

When: 12:00 PM Saturday July 14th, 2018. Pack starts drinking... right away!

Where: Capitol South Metro - follow marks to start (but also see above where we told you where start is)

Metro options: Blue/Orange/Silver. Or buses probably. We don't know your life.

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, General Tso's Dickens, L'Chymen, Fury Load, Head Injury (and probably a couple of mystery hares that will be voluntold to help wrangle you wankers).

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (closest metro to end is still Cap South)

Price: In advance: $30
At the door: $35


Start Location Details

Cap South Metro

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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38 Hashers came

including:

General's Farm Animal

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A Midsemester Nights Cream

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Slipknot

(MVH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

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I'm actually the one w...

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Just Kristi

(Homeless)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Too Easy

EWH3
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Blows a tranny

(¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

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...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Poon-apple Juice

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...

Wank Like An Egyptian

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...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

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Fist Pump

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Jigglytits

AlohaH3
consent, motherfucker

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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