Cost: $35*
EWH3 Trail #1076: Le Pub Crawl! - 12:00 PM, Saturday, July 14th - Cap South Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver)
Join us on July 14 at 12:00 for the EWH3's Le Pub Crawl where we combine two of our favorite things: day drinking and more day drinking.
Come celebrate le quatorze juillet—when we will storm of a numbers grand fortresses (BARS) that are holding the beverages we seek. We will start with the site of Napoleon III's attack on Maximilian of Austria, the Second French intervention in Mexico (Tortilla Coast - yes, totally different war, be quiet there are margs), and from there take a tour of other French invasions, retreats and something something Waterloo.
When: 12:00 PM Saturday July 14th, 2018. Pack starts drinking... right away!
Where: Capitol South Metro - follow marks to start (but also see above where we told you where start is)
Metro options: Blue/Orange/Silver. Or buses probably. We don't know your life.
Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, General Tso's Dickens, L'Chymen, Fury Load, Head Injury (and probably a couple of mystery hares that will be voluntold to help wrangle you wankers).
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (closest metro to end is still Cap South)
Price: In advance: $30
At the door: $35
Cap South Metro
Start Location TBA
including:
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Nights Cream
(EWH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Just Kristi
(Homeless)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Blows a tranny
(¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
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