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EWH3 Le Pub Crawl!!!!!!! 2018

07/14 12:00 PM

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $35*

EWH3 Trail #1076: Le Pub Crawl! - 12:00 PM, Saturday, July 14th - Cap South Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver)

Join us on July 14 at 12:00 for the EWH3's Le Pub Crawl where we combine two of our favorite things: day drinking and more day drinking.

Come celebrate le quatorze juillet—when we will storm of a numbers grand fortresses (BARS) that are holding the beverages we seek. We will start with the site of Napoleon III's attack on Maximilian of Austria, the Second French intervention in Mexico (Tortilla Coast - yes, totally different war, be quiet there are margs), and from there take a tour of other French invasions, retreats and something something Waterloo.

When: 12:00 PM Saturday July 14th, 2018. Pack starts drinking... right away!

Where: Capitol South Metro - follow marks to start (but also see above where we told you where start is)

Metro options: Blue/Orange/Silver. Or buses probably. We don't know your life.

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, General Tso's Dickens, L'Chymen, Fury Load, Head Injury (and probably a couple of mystery hares that will be voluntold to help wrangle you wankers).

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (closest metro to end is still Cap South)

Price: In advance: $30
At the door: $35


Start Location Details

Cap South Metro

Start Location TBA

Public Event

38 Hashers came:

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Colliteral Damage

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Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Tso Good

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Hungry Hungry Homo

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
I'm actually the one w...

Jigglytits

AlohaH3
i WILL get out the sha...

Mourning Wood

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Poon-apple Juice

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Quantum Whizics

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Throbbin Hood

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Too Easy

EWH3
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Tragic Carpet Ride

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Wait Wait, Don't Fuck Me

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Wank Like An Egyptian

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A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Blows a tranny

(¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Just Kristi

(Homeless)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

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Slipknot

(MVH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

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Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)