Come on this Tour De Cults of DC because we're not a cult, they're a cult! After all, Psychology Today told me the signs of a cult:

-The big idea. The leader or leaders propose a new transcendent idea.
-Love Bombing. Cult leaders and early devotees recruit the wider population.
-A new life. New recruits are inducted into a secret language of signs and symbols
-Growth. As new recruits move into greater commitment, the cult enters the ‘expansion phase.
-Rites of Passage. Allegiance is sworn through acts such as renouncing your own family, past life, and past name.

So in conclusion, drinking koolaid and drinking beer are totally different.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 24, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle Metro Connecticut ave exit – Head to center of Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW / Dupont South

Hares: Sloppenheimer, Sexually Anxious Disease, Screaming Pussy, Immoral Support, BDSM5

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / .6 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.00069

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Woodley Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: Woodley Park

Last Trains Out:
Woodley Park:
Glenmont 11:58pm
Shady Grove 12:12am

On After*: Town Tavern
Specials: YOU!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.