EWH3 #1474: An inconceivable trail, June 26th, 2025, Eisenhower Avenue (Yellow Line)

Get ready to engage in a battle of halfwits with Prince Lancelittle and friends. It’s his favorite trail, though he’s never read the map (and may continue not to). So have fun storming the castle, don’t believe the rumors about rodents of unusual size, and remember never to go on-in against a Sicilian when Malort is on the line.

PRELUBE: Tequila & Taco in Alexandria (King St Metro Stop)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 26th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eisenhower Ave

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eisenhower Ave & Mill Race Ln

Hares: Sir Lancelittle, B.A.T., Too Easy

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first half / 1.54 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.49 mi first half / 0.88 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.2 mi to Eisenhower Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE HAVE ABAG VAN FOR YOUR ARMOR

End Metro: Eisenhower Ave
Last Trains Out:
Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 11:26pm

On After*: 2 Jefe’s
Specials: money can be exchanged for tequila

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.