EWH3 #1460: Suck on Cheese Nutz: The Orange Food Trail, March 20th, 2025,
Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Ready to take a bite out of life and get your body moving? Welcum to the Suck on Cheese Nuts: The Orange Food Trail- Where the only thing hotter than your pace is the cheesy goodness awaiting you at the finish line (and maybe on the way). This trail is packed with flavor! Bring a HEADlamp for all the blind turns Vagetarian will no doubt be laying down, but the sharp twists and tangy turns should leave you with no shame in slowing down for a snack break. Get ready for a cheddar-filled fuel up that’ll only leave you wanting more, but make sure to keep those cheesy nuts in check!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 20, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Federal Center Metro SW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & E St SW

Hares: Vagetarian, PSA, Son What the Fuck, Just Leah, and Just Alex

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.51 mi. first half / 2.38 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.47 mi first half / 1.30 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.5 mi to Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro or 0.4 mi to Judiciary Square). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE HAVE A SECURE VAN FOR BAGS!

End Metro: Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter

Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave- 11:52 PM
Greenbelt- 12:16 AM

Huntington- 12:00 AM
Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center- 11:49 PM

End Metro: Judiciary Square

Last Trains Out:
Glenmont- 12:10 AM
Shady Grove- 12:00 AM

On After: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill (233 2nd St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Specials: Cheddar shots on Vag for those who vomit!

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Are you a slut for sand invading your personal space?? Does anything reaaallyy get your hair flowing like the ocean mist?

SIGN UP FOR WIE!! April 4th-6th in Ocean City, MD. Rego details below:
https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2025-2025

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

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