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EWH3 #1455: Stoplight Your Night Trail, February 13th, 2025, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue)

02/13 11:55 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Run, Sip, and Mingle at the Stoplight-Themed Hash!

Lace up your running shoes and grab your favorite drinking buddy (or potential f-buddy) for a night of fun, flirtation, and a bit of cardio!

What's Happening:
This isn't your ordinary running event—it's a stoplight-themed hash adventure!

Here's the deal:

RED: You're off the market and happily taken—run responsibly!

YELLOW: Things are...complicated? Let's sip and figure it out!

GREEN: You're single, ready to mingle, and leaving everyone in your dust!

Whether you're running for fitness, fun, or fate, this event is the perfect blend of movement and merriment. Enjoy stops featuring refreshing drinks along the route to keep the party flowing!

Your Mission:
Wear your color with intent.
Hit the trail, sip your drinks, and make connections that could turn red, green, or somewhere in between.

Cross the finish line for a celebratory toast and an after-party to remember but not tell anyone about at Northside 10 (10 E Glebe Rd, Alexandria, VA 22305).

Register now to secure your spot in the most spirited social run of the year.

Cheers to good vibes, great drinks, and unforgettable connections!

Pre-Lube: HIGHLINE RxR (2010 Crystal Dr, Arlington, VA 22202)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 13th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM; don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro
Where: S Bell St & 18th St S, Arlington, VA 22202

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Yard Metro

Hares: Dude, That Guy & Split Her Bare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 3.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: .7 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: trimmed.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0 mi to End Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, paraffin-free lube, and a full water bottle.

Signing up on Hash Rego is required if you are paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Metro
Last Trains Out: 11:40-12:29, depending on the direction

On After: Northside 10

Specials: $1 off draft

*On Afters is an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide whether to participate.

Other Announcements:

BAHS Green Dress Run! Rego Below
https://hashrego.com/events/18th-bah3-green-dress-run


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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24 Hashers came

including:

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Chris

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Just Matt

(EWH3)

Clit A Gay Corps

(HMHHH)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

Just Jordan

(NA)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Latter Day Skank

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Boats and Hoses

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Pussy Has Defects

(EWH3)