WOW!

What a long and fucked up January that was, Jesus Christ!

Were you attempting to start the new year abstaining from alcohol with a “Dry January”? Or maybe you are enjoying the brilliant and definitely-well-thought-out executive orders of the new administration? Either way, it’s February now, and the remaining meteorologists at NOAA are forecasting this to be the wettest, drunkest February on record!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial (Vermont Ave side)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & U St NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck?, Jeb!utante, Vagetarian

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Shaw/Howard or Convention Center Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw/Howard

Last Trains Out:
Greenbelt - 12:19 AM
Branch Ave - 11:54 AM

On After: Ivy and Coney
Specials: You’re Special!

On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.