EWH3 #1453: The Dumpster Fire Trail, January 30, 2025, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue Line)

Everything is totally fine and normal in the world right now. There definitely aren’t entire states on fire or unreasonably cold temps. F-it, come gallivant around Crystal City with us then karaoke the feels away at Freddies. This trail will be a bit shorter than normal, and hey, it will be a little warmer than last week. And Freddie’s is not on fire.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 30th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro / 18th St & S Bell St

Hares: Lickthyologist, Whoriana Trench, HaCumOnMyTatas, These are the Tits You’re Looking For, and a Mystery Hare!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / .65 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:
Blue Line: Downtown Largo 11:45 PM
Blue Line: Franconia-Springfield 12:25 AM

Yellow Line: Huntington. 12:13 AM
Yellow Line: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center. 11:38 PM

On After: Freddies!

Specials: karaoke
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.