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EWH3 2025 Anal General Meeting 2025

01/11 08:00 PM to 01/11 11:59 PM

A nal General Meeting event hosted by EWH3

Cost: $45*

Hare(s):

Poon-apple Juice, Shamrock Your Cock

Online Regos are now CLOSED. You may pay at the door via Paypal ($45 +fees).

Get ready to pounce into the wildest, most paw-some night of the year! We’re celebrating the turnover of our mismanagement with a purrfect twist—so scratch your plans and join us for a night of neon lights, dirty beats, and more catitude than you can handle. Help us welcum the newest, most fur-ocious mismangement yet!

Get your paws on neon glowsticks, blacklight magic, and bottomless beer to have you feline fine all night long. Our "DJ" is ready to scratch the record and bring the hottest beats—get ready to purr with excitement as the bass drops and you dance ‘til you paws-out. Worried that you might see the bottom of your bowl? We'll bring out some extra kibble after circle!

This is an all-out cat rave where the only goal is to have fun and let your inner kitten run wild. Whether you're a feisty tomcat or a neutered nuzzler, please remember: No Poles, No Holes!

Stay tuned for superlative votes for the most claw-some trails, costumes, and more, and a Best Pussy competition. Details to cum via email soon!

Schedule (subject to change):
8:00 - Doors open (Pre-lube info to cum!)
9:00 - Circle begins, culminating with the announcement of new Misman
9:45ish - Snacks and Beats
11:30 - Last Call
12:00 - GTFO!

Rego early and rego often. Advanced regos mean more budget flexibility and more claw-some surprises for you all!


It's a cat rave, y'all!

All I need is a pussy and a beat

Start Location Details

Kelly's Irish Times

14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Public Event

See the full list!

53 Hashers came

including:

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Murray Fuck

(PR3H4)

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Moose Knuckles

(EWH3)

harem scarem

(WH4)

Vagetarian

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Just Chris

(WH4)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Latter Day Skank

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Tumey McBoatFace

(EWH3)

bearfucker

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Too Easy

EWH3
...

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Blueberry and the Beast

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

(EWH3)

Jeb!utante

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...