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EWH3 2nd Anal EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3 DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 06:45 PM

A Pirate Boat event hosted by EWH3

Cost: $85*

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Captain Jack Swallows, Vageterian, Ha Cum On My Tatas, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! aarrr cumming together AGAIN to bring you the Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates and your opportunity to walk the plank is not guaranteed until you've handed over sufficient gold coins, so enlist and pay now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log. WE WILL SELL OUT!

Schedule of events and more details to come soon!


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - Prelube TBA OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

3100 K St. NW DC

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


Public Event

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including:

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Whoriana Trench

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Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

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Lorena Hobbit

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Deepthroat Corndog

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Fifty shades of meh

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Mongo

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Tumey McBoatFace

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