Ahoy and avast, ye filthy landlubbers! ALL HANDS ON DECK! MAN THE CANNONS! And most importantly, PREPARE YOUR LIVERS, because it’s time for…

PIRATES OF THE POTOMAC BOOZE CRUISE 2

Cum celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day with EWH3 and AARrrrrH3! Wear your best pirate chic or scurvy seadog outfit and step aboard a pirate ship for a night of absolute chaos and unbridled fanfare!

There will be an OPEN BAR, so you’re guaranteed to get wrecked worse than the Whydah Gally if you believe in yourself! We also have a real DJ this year to help us jam to the best psychedelic pirate folk metal and 17th century sea shanties you’ve EVER HEARD!

This booze cruise is capped at 80 crewmates and we WILL sell out fast, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

Note: your spot is guaranteed ONLY when you pay!

WHAT YOUR REGO GETS YOU:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

There will be a bag vehicle during trail, but be sure to secure all your booty before boarding the ship.

Didn’t make the cut? Can’t make the main event but still want to do trail? Come join us for the afternoon festivities before we set sail! A separate rego page will be available closer to the event.

The precise schedule of debauchery is coming soon, but expect Happy Hour/Pre-Lewb for a couple hours, Treasure Trail starting around 7pm, boarding the boat at 8:30pm, debark at 10:45pm, On-After until you die!

Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best