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EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026

07/11 01:00 PM

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $40*

Shiggy:

Put your shiggy socks up to the moon

Wanks, what y'all tryna do?

Hop-hop, it's pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who's back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em) Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho' nuff)
Wearin' Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC's dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don't check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit...

Join your hares for EWH3's anal pub crawl AND (13)69th trail! We're gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.

Your rego includes the following:
- A hopping good time
- Bligged out hab to bring the funk
- THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
- A thematic shot check
- A giveaway with finesse (for the first 40 regos!)
- And MORE!

Fluff your ears and rego today!

Schedule of events to come!


Bunnies & Bling

You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.

Start Location Details

H Street Corridor

H Street

Public Event

See the full list!

10 Hashers cumming

including:

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Cuntry Fried Seaman

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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PSA

(EWH3)

Vagetarian

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Bitches Gives Stitches

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

bearfucker

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Captain Jack Swallows

(BAH3)

Lay Trails Not Wives

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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