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Organizers:
EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026
07/11 01:00 PM
A EWH3 Pub Crawl
Cost: $50*
Shiggy:
**Online regos are now closed. Day-of regos are available at Pre-Lube for $50 (cash preferred).
Join us for extra fun as early as 12:00 at the official Pre-Lube - Nando's Peri Peri (411 H St NE). Early sign in is available, where you can receive your toe tag, hab, and drink tickets!
The official crawl starts at 1:00, with a circle at a generic r*nning store at the corner of 7th & H St NE. Follow marks from Nando's to start.
Put your shiggy socks up to the moon
Wanks, what y'all tryna do?
Hop-hop, it's pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who's back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em) Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho' nuff)
Wearin' Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC's dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don't check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit...
Join your hares for EWH3's anal pub crawl! We're gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.
Your rego includes the following:
- A hopping good time
- Bligged out hab to bring the funk
- THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
- A thematic shot check
- A giveaway with finesse (Rego by June 18th!)
- Personalized toe tags (Rego >24 hours in advance)
- And MORE!
Fluff your ears and rego today!
Bunnies & Bling
You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Meet us at Nando's (414 H St NE) to sign in, get your hab and drink tickets, and carb up before the big event!
7th & H St NE
After three bars, four (or more!) drinks, and plenty of fun, we will close out our crawl with a short and sweet circle. You are welcum to stay at the final bar for the (un)official on-after!
Public Event
including:
One Hit-Her Quit-Her
(WH4)
GFA
(EWH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(BAH3)
A Red River Runs Through It
(EWH3)
Just Jonathan
(EWH3)
Just Dan
(EWH3)
PSA
(EWH3)
Autism Speaks for Deities (Tizzy)
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
The Great White MILF
(EWH3)
How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Therapoodick
(Trash)
Cuntcerto in D Major
(Ewh3)
Captain Jack Swallows
(BAH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Numbilingus
(Bh3-Onon)
Bitches Gives Stitches
(EWH3)
These are the Tits You’re Looking For
(EWH3)
Banana Jedi
(SHHH)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
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