Organizers:
EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026
07/11 01:00 PM
A EWH3 Pub Crawl
Cost: $45*
Shiggy:
Put your shiggy socks up to the moon
Wanks, what y'all tryna do?
Hop-hop, it's pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who's back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em) Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho' nuff)
Wearin' Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC's dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don't check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit...
Join your hares for EWH3's anal pub crawl! We're gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.
Your rego includes the following:
- A hopping good time
- Bligged out hab to bring the funk
- THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
- A thematic shot check
- A giveaway with finesse (Rego by June 18th!)
- And MORE!
Fluff your ears and rego today!
Schedule of events to come!
Bunnies & Bling
You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dan
(EWH3)
Just Jonathan
(EWH3)
Captain Jack Swallows
(BAH3)
How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
PSA
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Just Jean
(SWH3)
Banana Jedi
(SHHH)
A Red River Runs Through It
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Bitches Gives Stitches
(EWH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Autism Speaks for Deities (Tizzy)
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
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