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Organizers:
EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026
07/11 01:00 PM
A EWH3 Pub Crawl
Cost: $50*
Shiggy:
**Online regos are now closed. Day-of regos are available at Pre-Lube for $50 (cash preferred).
Join us for extra fun as early as 12:00 at the official Pre-Lube - Nando's Peri Peri (411 H St NE). Early sign in is available, where you can receive your toe tag, hab, and drink tickets!
The official crawl starts at 1:00, with a circle at a generic r*nning store at the corner of 7th & H St NE. Follow marks from Nando's to start.
Put your shiggy socks up to the moon
Wanks, what y'all tryna do?
Hop-hop, it's pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who's back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em) Oh, they don't know? (Go on, tell 'em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho' nuff)
Wearin' Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC's dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don't check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit...
Join your hares for EWH3's anal pub crawl! We're gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.
Your rego includes the following:
- A hopping good time
- Bligged out hab to bring the funk
- THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
- A thematic shot check
- A giveaway with finesse (Rego by June 18th!)
- Personalized toe tags (Rego >24 hours in advance)
- And MORE!
Fluff your ears and rego today!
Bunnies & Bling
You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Meet us at Nando's (414 H St NE) to sign in, get your hab and drink tickets, and carb up before the big event!
7th & H St NE
After three bars, four (or more!) drinks, and plenty of fun, we will close out our crawl with a short and sweet circle. You are welcum to stay at the final bar for the (un)official on-after!
Public Event
including:
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(BAH3)
Autism Speaks for Deities (Tizzy)
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
The Great White MILF
(EWH3)
Shame Eww
(BJH3)
How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
These are the Tits You’re Looking For
(EWH3)
Just Jonathan
(EWH3)
PSA
(EWH3)
Numbilingus
(Bh3-Onon)
Banana Jedi
(SHHH)
A Red River Runs Through It
(EWH3)
Bitches Gives Stitches
(EWH3)
Therapoodick
(Trash)
One Hit-Her Quit-Her
(WH4)
GFA
(EWH3)
Just Dan
(EWH3)
Captain Jack Swallows
(BAH3)
Cuntcerto in D Major
(Ewh3)
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