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EWH3 hosts the Full Moon H3 Hash O'LimpDicks 2026
02/06 05:00 PM
A 2026 Hash O'LimpDicks Competition event hosted by
EWH3
Cost: $30*
The Hash O'LimpDick Games: Run • Drink • Feast • Medal
Welcome to a wildly unofficial Olympic event where endurance meets indulgence and athletic glory is measured in laughs, not lap times. We begin at Beltway Bob's Happy Hour where you can sign in and up for the competitions. Full Moon will kick off with a trail —short enough to survive, long enough to feel earned—before entering the Beer Game Arena - featuring competitions such as Hockey, Curling, Pairs Figure Skating, Downhill Moguls, Bobsled, Trivia, and maybe a Biathlon that absolutely should not exist… but does.
During the “competition”, we will have a hearty spaghetti dinner to refuel like true champions. Gluten free spaghetti and meatballs will be available for those that prefer it.
The night concludes with a medal ceremony worthy of the games—gold, silver, bronze -- celebrating speed, teamwork, creativity, and pure chaotic spirit. No world records will be broken, but friendships will be strengthened, bellies will be full, and legends will absolutely be born.
Wear hash gear for the kennel you want to represent. Yes, there will be bragging rights for at least 2 years!
Hash O'LimpDicks
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
5:00 - 7:00 PM Beltway Bob/EWH3 Sign-in
7:00 PM Opening Circle
Hares Away
7:15 PM Pack Away
8:00 PM Opening Ceremonies on TV
Dinner
Air Hockey
Curling
Pairs Figure Skating
8:45 PM Downhill Moguls
Bobsled
Biathlon
9:30 PM 2026 Winter Games Trivia
9:45 PM Closing Ceremonies Medal distribution
Public Event
including:
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Immoral Support
(Ewh3 )
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(EWH3)
Hops
(DCH3)
Baggo Shit
(S2H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Ginja Ninja
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
(BAH3)
Scuba Deuce
(SMUTTyCrab)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Horse With No Name
(SHIT)
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