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EWH3 Ghosts of Hash-mas: Past, Present, & Future

01/16 05:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $15*

Hare(s):

Tacos on a Bridge, Son What the Fuck?!, Mystery Hares!

Shiggy:

TBA

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Join us as your past MisManagement, current MM, and future MM take you on a tour of DC, covering you in that warm sticking holiday spirit. Our AGM this year is a little different; to keep the pack size small, we'll have TWO live trails--get glazed like a ham in the morning at 11AM or stuffed like a turkey in the evening at 5PM; please register for ONE of them, so that as many as possible can attend. Everyone is invited to our official turnover at 2PM on Zoom. Gispert bless us, everyone!

Ghost of Mismanagement Past / Morning Trail 11AM
Bid the ghosts of MisMan Past a sweet farewell! Forgive their Scrooge-like behavior, it’s been a year. It’s been a long dark road, and we just need a little lift in our spirit!

When: 11AM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 11:15AM!
Where: Tenleytown/AU – start at Fort Reno Park
D’erections: Follow marks from metro station north on Nebraska Ave, turn into the parking lot by the school.
CBS: Wisconsin Ave & Brandywine St NW
Hares: Tacos On A Bridge and Son, What the Fuck?!

Trail Length:
Runners: 1.75m first half / 1.5 second half
Walkers: 1m first half / 1m second half

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun.

Ghost of MisMan Present!/Turn Over 2PM
Take a break from the cold outdoors and grab a beer (pretend you had to shove past a bunch of wankers at Kelly’s) to join the virtual Official Turnover! Rego for the Zoom only option is available. Link for Zoom will be sent to Rego'd participants on the morning of the event!

Ghost of MisMan Yet to Cum! Evening trail 5PM
Celebrate (or take pity on) the new wankers as they guide you through the streets of NoMa!
When: 5PM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 5:15PM!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet
D’erections: Exit metro and follow marks to start!
CBS: 1st & M St NE
Hares: Mystery hares!

Trail Length:
Runners approx 3.5 miles total
Walkers: approx 2 miles total

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a lamp. It should be a nice evening. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun.


Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:


  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Mask & Vessel are required! Pity for new MM is optional.

Start Location Details

Fort Reno Park (AM), NoMa/Gallaudet (PM)

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Ghost of Mismanagement Past / Morning Trail 11AM
Bid the ghosts of MisMan Past a sweet farewell! Forgive their Scrooge-like behavior, it’s been a year. It’s been a long dark road, and we just need a little lift in our spirit!

When: 11AM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 11:15AM!
Where: Tenleytown/AU – start at Fort Reno Park
D’erections: Follow marks from metro station north on Nebraska Ave, turn into the parking lot by the school.
CBS: Wisconsin Ave & Brandywine St NW
Hares: Tacos On A Bridge and Son, What the Fuck?!

Trail Length:
Runners: 1.75m first half / 1.5 second half
Walkers: 1m first half / 1m second half

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun.


Ghost of MisMan Present!/Turn Over 2PM
Take a break from the cold outdoors and grab a beer (pretend you had to shove past a bunch of wankers at Kelly’s) to join the virtual Official Turnover! Rego for the Zoom only option is available. Link for Zoom will be sent to Rego'd participants on the morning of the event!


Ghost of MisMan Yet to Cum! Evening trail 5PM
Celebrate (or take pity on) the new wankers as they guide you through the streets of NoMa!
When: 5PM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 5:15PM!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet
D’erections: Exit metro and follow marks to start!
CBS: 1st & M St NE
Hares: Mystery hares!

Trail Length:
Runners approx 3.5 miles total
Walkers: approx 2 miles total

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a lamp. It should be a nice evening. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun.


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