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EWH3 AGM 2018

01/13 08:00 PM to 01/13 11:59 PM

A 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING. event hosted by EWH3

Cost: $30

You Gotham be kidding me! It’s that time of year again? Thor score and a few short month ago, our heroic MisManagement took up their weapons (vessels and condoms) and set out for battle. They had long…hard…battles and drunkenly stumbled out victorious. But alas, the time has come for a new generation to save the world and lead you wanks on another year of inebriated, debaucherous adventures. Loki, you don’t want to be the Joker who misses the shitshow that will be our 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING.

Our theme is “Create Your Own Superhero”. Make it good…real good. Like drinking all day and passing out at 6pm good? Just me? Ready your loins for the battle ahe*d.

So this battle…
When: January 13th, 2018
Where: Kelly’s Irish Times (14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Time: 8:00pm to midnight
How many pennies will it set me back? 3000 pennies ($30) prior to January 13. At the door: 3500 ($35) pennies. Don’t be that Dick (Grayson) who actually tries to pay in pennies.

What do my pennies get me?

FOOD AND BEER!
- Wings, tenders, tots, veggie options, and more! Beer until we run out of kegs.
Cider for registered glutards. BOOM!

Awards for all the stupid shit you did this year!
- We will Marvel at your stupidity. Who named the most wanks? What were the
best and worst trails? I don’t know. I was drunk.
- We also get to thank 2017 MisManagement and welcum 2018 MisManagement! WHAM!

Dancing and drinking games!
- Don’t mask your excitement! We have the basement to ourselves and will have
upstairs access. FLASH!

DOPE AF GIVEAWAY for the first 100 to rego!
- Hint: You Superboys and Supergirls will need it for fighting off all the sexy
villains. (We hope you get to) BANG!

If you aren’t creative, please feel free to Steel one of these:
*WebMD That STD (Spiderman in a doctor’s outfit)
*Captain Esoteric-a (Like anyone would get it)
*Yellow Labra-thor (Cutest superhero ever)
*DC Villains (I’ll let you figure this one out)

We hope to DC you there!

On-puns are not my super strength-On!
General Tso’s


Start Location Details

Kelly’s Irish Times

14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Just Laura

(EWH3)

L'Chymen

(EWH3)

Just brandon

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Pay as you go

(JAH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Roll Over, Bitch!

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus one

WH4

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Melabonin

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Otto Von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

EWH3
Bites when provoked.

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
#GoalieGoals

Spit 'n Spin

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Ice Ice Lay-me

(AlohaH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Calen

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

BASEMENT BOY TOY

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Cums When He Wants

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Moose Knuckles

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

Missed Her Bush

(EWH3)

MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE

(DCH3/Wh4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(EWH3)

Just Ashley

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Just Jon

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(DCRW)

Fish N Tits

WH4-DCRW
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