Cost: $30
You Gotham be kidding me! It’s that time of year again? Thor score and a few short month ago, our heroic MisManagement took up their weapons (vessels and condoms) and set out for battle. They had long…hard…battles and drunkenly stumbled out victorious. But alas, the time has come for a new generation to save the world and lead you wanks on another year of inebriated, debaucherous adventures. Loki, you don’t want to be the Joker who misses the shitshow that will be our 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING.
Our theme is “Create Your Own Superhero”. Make it good…real good. Like drinking all day and passing out at 6pm good? Just me? Ready your loins for the battle ahe*d.
So this battle…
When: January 13th, 2018
Where: Kelly’s Irish Times (14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Time: 8:00pm to midnight
How many pennies will it set me back? 3000 pennies ($30) prior to January 13. At the door: 3500 ($35) pennies. Don’t be that Dick (Grayson) who actually tries to pay in pennies.
What do my pennies get me?
FOOD AND BEER!
- Wings, tenders, tots, veggie options, and more! Beer until we run out of kegs.
Cider for registered glutards. BOOM!
Awards for all the stupid shit you did this year!
- We will Marvel at your stupidity. Who named the most wanks? What were the
best and worst trails? I don’t know. I was drunk.
- We also get to thank 2017 MisManagement and welcum 2018 MisManagement! WHAM!
Dancing and drinking games!
- Don’t mask your excitement! We have the basement to ourselves and will have
upstairs access. FLASH!
DOPE AF GIVEAWAY for the first 100 to rego!
- Hint: You Superboys and Supergirls will need it for fighting off all the sexy
villains. (We hope you get to) BANG!
If you aren’t creative, please feel free to Steel one of these:
*WebMD That STD (Spiderman in a doctor’s outfit)
*Captain Esoteric-a (Like anyone would get it)
*Yellow Labra-thor (Cutest superhero ever)
*DC Villains (I’ll let you figure this one out)
We hope to DC you there!
On-puns are not my super strength-On!
General Tso’s
including:
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Cums When He Wants
(EWH3)
Just brandon
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
L'Chymen
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(EWH3)
MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE
(DCH3/Wh4)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Spit 'n Spin
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Otto Von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Just Ashley
(EWH3)
Just Jon
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Pay as you go
(JAH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Just Calen
(EWH3)
Roll Over, Bitch!
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus one
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(EWH3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Moose Knuckles
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Nights Cream
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Ice Ice Lay-me
(AlohaH3)
BASEMENT BOY TOY
(EWH3)
Missed Her Bush
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(DCRW)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Just Laura
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many