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Organizers:
EWH3 AGM 2018
01/13 08:00 PM to 01/13 11:59 PM
A 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING. event hosted by
EWH3
Cost: $30
You Gotham be kidding me! It’s that time of year again? Thor score and a few short month ago, our heroic MisManagement took up their weapons (vessels and condoms) and set out for battle. They had long…hard…battles and drunkenly stumbled out victorious. But alas, the time has come for a new generation to save the world and lead you wanks on another year of inebriated, debaucherous adventures. Loki, you don’t want to be the Joker who misses the shitshow that will be our 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING.
Our theme is “Create Your Own Superhero”. Make it good…real good. Like drinking all day and passing out at 6pm good? Just me? Ready your loins for the battle ahe*d.
So this battle…
When: January 13th, 2018
Where: Kelly’s Irish Times (14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Time: 8:00pm to midnight
How many pennies will it set me back? 3000 pennies ($30) prior to January 13. At the door: 3500 ($35) pennies. Don’t be that Dick (Grayson) who actually tries to pay in pennies.
What do my pennies get me?
FOOD AND BEER!
- Wings, tenders, tots, veggie options, and more! Beer until we run out of kegs.
Cider for registered glutards. BOOM!
Awards for all the stupid shit you did this year!
- We will Marvel at your stupidity. Who named the most wanks? What were the
best and worst trails? I don’t know. I was drunk.
- We also get to thank 2017 MisManagement and welcum 2018 MisManagement! WHAM!
Dancing and drinking games!
- Don’t mask your excitement! We have the basement to ourselves and will have
upstairs access. FLASH!
DOPE AF GIVEAWAY for the first 100 to rego!
- Hint: You Superboys and Supergirls will need it for fighting off all the sexy
villains. (We hope you get to) BANG!
If you aren’t creative, please feel free to Steel one of these:
*WebMD That STD (Spiderman in a doctor’s outfit)
*Captain Esoteric-a (Like anyone would get it)
*Yellow Labra-thor (Cutest superhero ever)
*DC Villains (I’ll let you figure this one out)
We hope to DC you there!
On-puns are not my super strength-On!
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including:
You Can't Handle the Poop
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Amerigo Vespoogie
(EWH3)
Spit 'n Spin
(EWH3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(DCRW)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Moose Knuckles
(EWH3)
Just Calen
(EWH3)
Just Jon
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Ice Ice Lay-me
(AlohaH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Roll Over, Bitch!
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus one
MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE
(DCH3/Wh4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Just Ashley
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Missed Her Bush
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Just Laura
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
BASEMENT BOY TOY
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Nights Cream
(EWH3)
Just brandon
(EWH3)
Otto Von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Pay as you go
(JAH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
L'Chymen
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Cums When He Wants
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
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