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EWH3 AGM 2018

01/13 08:00 PM to 01/13 11:59 PM

A 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING. event hosted by EWH3

Cost: $30

You Gotham be kidding me! It’s that time of year again? Thor score and a few short month ago, our heroic MisManagement took up their weapons (vessels and condoms) and set out for battle. They had long…hard…battles and drunkenly stumbled out victorious. But alas, the time has come for a new generation to save the world and lead you wanks on another year of inebriated, debaucherous adventures. Loki, you don’t want to be the Joker who misses the shitshow that will be our 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING.

Our theme is “Create Your Own Superhero”. Make it good…real good. Like drinking all day and passing out at 6pm good? Just me? Ready your loins for the battle ahe*d.

So this battle…
When: January 13th, 2018
Where: Kelly’s Irish Times (14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Time: 8:00pm to midnight
How many pennies will it set me back? 3000 pennies ($30) prior to January 13. At the door: 3500 ($35) pennies. Don’t be that Dick (Grayson) who actually tries to pay in pennies.

What do my pennies get me?

FOOD AND BEER!
- Wings, tenders, tots, veggie options, and more! Beer until we run out of kegs.
Cider for registered glutards. BOOM!

Awards for all the stupid shit you did this year!
- We will Marvel at your stupidity. Who named the most wanks? What were the
best and worst trails? I don’t know. I was drunk.
- We also get to thank 2017 MisManagement and welcum 2018 MisManagement! WHAM!

Dancing and drinking games!
- Don’t mask your excitement! We have the basement to ourselves and will have
upstairs access. FLASH!

DOPE AF GIVEAWAY for the first 100 to rego!
- Hint: You Superboys and Supergirls will need it for fighting off all the sexy
villains. (We hope you get to) BANG!

If you aren’t creative, please feel free to Steel one of these:
*WebMD That STD (Spiderman in a doctor’s outfit)
*Captain Esoteric-a (Like anyone would get it)
*Yellow Labra-thor (Cutest superhero ever)
*DC Villains (I’ll let you figure this one out)

We hope to DC you there!

On-puns are not my super strength-On!
General Tso’s


Start Location Details

Kelly’s Irish Times

14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Public Event

96 Hashers came:

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

EWH3
Bites when provoked.

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
Confused As A Baby In ...

Fish N Tits

WH4-DCRW
...

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

ICUP

CCH3
...

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
#GoalieGoals

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

The Hyperpoop

EWH3
690mph top speed

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(EWH3)

BASEMENT BOY TOY

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cums When He Wants

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus plus one

WH4

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Fukushemale

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Ice Ice Lay-me

(AlohaH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Just Ashley

(EWH3)

Just brandon

(EWH3)

Just Calen

(EWH3)

Just Jon

(EWH3)

Just Laura

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

L'Chymen

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Melabonin

(EWH3)

MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE

(DCH3/Wh4)

Missed Her Bush

(EWH3)

Moose Knuckles

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Otto Von Jizzmark

(EWH3)

Pay as you go

(JAH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(DCRW)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Roll Over, Bitch!

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Spit 'n Spin

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)