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Organizers:
EWH3 AGM 2018
01/13 08:00 PM to 01/13 11:59 PM
A 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING. event hosted by
EWH3
Cost: $30
You Gotham be kidding me! It’s that time of year again? Thor score and a few short month ago, our heroic MisManagement took up their weapons (vessels and condoms) and set out for battle. They had long…hard…battles and drunkenly stumbled out victorious. But alas, the time has come for a new generation to save the world and lead you wanks on another year of inebriated, debaucherous adventures. Loki, you don’t want to be the Joker who misses the shitshow that will be our 2018 EWH3 ANAL GENERAL MEETING.
Our theme is “Create Your Own Superhero”. Make it good…real good. Like drinking all day and passing out at 6pm good? Just me? Ready your loins for the battle ahe*d.
So this battle…
When: January 13th, 2018
Where: Kelly’s Irish Times (14 F St NW, Washington, DC 20001)
Time: 8:00pm to midnight
How many pennies will it set me back? 3000 pennies ($30) prior to January 13. At the door: 3500 ($35) pennies. Don’t be that Dick (Grayson) who actually tries to pay in pennies.
What do my pennies get me?
FOOD AND BEER!
- Wings, tenders, tots, veggie options, and more! Beer until we run out of kegs.
Cider for registered glutards. BOOM!
Awards for all the stupid shit you did this year!
- We will Marvel at your stupidity. Who named the most wanks? What were the
best and worst trails? I don’t know. I was drunk.
- We also get to thank 2017 MisManagement and welcum 2018 MisManagement! WHAM!
Dancing and drinking games!
- Don’t mask your excitement! We have the basement to ourselves and will have
upstairs access. FLASH!
DOPE AF GIVEAWAY for the first 100 to rego!
- Hint: You Superboys and Supergirls will need it for fighting off all the sexy
villains. (We hope you get to) BANG!
If you aren’t creative, please feel free to Steel one of these:
*WebMD That STD (Spiderman in a doctor’s outfit)
*Captain Esoteric-a (Like anyone would get it)
*Yellow Labra-thor (Cutest superhero ever)
*DC Villains (I’ll let you figure this one out)
We hope to DC you there!
On-puns are not my super strength-On!
General Tso’s
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Public Event
including:
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Just Ashley
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Just Calen
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Just brandon
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(WH4)
Missed Her Bush
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Spit 'n Spin
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Ice Ice Lay-me
(AlohaH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(DCRW)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(EWH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Just Laura
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus one
MELLOW FORESKIN CHEESE
(DCH3/Wh4)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Pay as you go
(JAH3)
Just Jon
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Nights Cream
(EWH3)
Moose Knuckles
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Melabonin
(EWH3)
L'Chymen
(EWH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
BASEMENT BOY TOY
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Roll Over, Bitch!
(EWH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Cums When He Wants
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(EWH3)
Otto Von Jizzmark
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Fukushemale
(EWH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
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