Remember, remember, the fifth of November, if you are sober enough to do so! This week is gonna be doozy because your Harerazor is pissed that I have to come in at the last minute to make a trail, so I’m gonna take my vengeance out on the runners just like Guy Fawkes did on the Parliament Funkadelic! Or something? I went to public school.

Come dressed as your favorite character from V for Vendetta. I’m sure costume shops have that shit on sale, find a mask and pretend to be edgy. At least wear a cape and pretend to be l33t h4x0r or something. Or don't, see if I care. Then sign up to be a hare so you don’t have half-assed trails like these! Check the Hareline to see what dates are free, ya filthy animals!

Just don’t bring any actual gunpowder. With how much I’ve been farting lately, I don’t want to cause an incident. Plus, we've already gotten one anthrax scare reported on us this calendar year.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45pm Thursday, November 5th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!

Where: Shaw-Howard U Metro (Green, Yellow)

Prelube: All Souls Bar

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Does anyone even still use this?

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Oh Hey Not Gay, and a mystery hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2ish miles first half, 2ish miles second half
- Walkers: 1ish miles first half, 1ish miles second half
- Shiggy: 1.69 at most, probably 0.69
- Type: Trail is A to A (0.2 miles from End to Shaw-Howard U Metro).

Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!

Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw-Howard U Metro
Last Trains Out:
- Green, Branch Ave: 11:53pm
- Green, Greenbelt: 12:25am
- Yellow, Huntington: 11:55pm
- Yellow, Greenbelt: 12:03am

On After: TBD
Specials: Your hares and brew crew are special
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

• WE NEED HARES! Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for November 19th and December 3rd




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
- HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!

Guy Fawkes Night

Flashlight, Bug Spray