A trail 69 million years in the making, cum and celebrate international dinosaur month with the 2nd Anal Dinosaur Trail!

If you think you’re a clever girl, get off jur-ass, cum dressed up as your favorite dino or paleontologist, and get ready to dig up some goodies (hopefully not coprolites, iykyk).

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45pm Thursday, October 15th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro Station

Prelube: The Flying Mexican - 514 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro

Hares: Ms. Nuttersworth, Cuntry Fried Semen

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.7 miles first half, 3.0 miles second half
- Walkers: 0.85 miles first half, 1.5 miles second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
- Type: Trail is A to B (0.5 miles from End to L’Enfant Plaza Metro).

Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!

Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: L’Enfant Plaza
Last Trains Out:
- Green, Branch Ave: 12:14AM
- Green, Greenbelt: 12:14AM
- Yellow, Huntington:12:04AM
- Yellow, Greenbelt: 11:54PM
- Blue, Franconia Springfield: 11:45PM
- Blue, Largo: 12:07AM
- Orange, Vienna: 12:00AM
- Orange, New Carrollton: 12:03AM
- Silver, Ashburn: 11:52PM
- Silver, Largo: 12:15AM
- Silver, New Carrollton: 11:58PM

On After: Boardwalk - 715 Wharf St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Specials: You’re Special
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

• WE NEED HARES! Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for November 5th, November 12th, and November 19th




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.




• HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!

Dinosaurs

Flashlight, Bug Spray