Holy shit on a shit sandwich, I actually made it to the big 3-0. Come out to celebrate your favorite Corndog’s 30th birthday (celebrated with the hash on their actual, irl birthday this year). Bring your favorite silly party hat to wear!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45pm Thursday, October 1st, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City

Prelube: Tacombi

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)

Hares: Deepthroat Corndog, Ready Player None, Autism Speaks (For) Deities, Taking the D For a B

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69 (lol shiggy on a Corndog trail – that’s funny)
- Type: Trail is A to A (.6 miles from End to Crystal City Metro).

Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!

Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro)
Last Trains Out:
- Yellow, Huntington: 11:24pm
- Yellow, Greenbelt: 11:08pm
- Blue, Franconia-Springfield: 11:05pm
- Blue, Downtown Largo: 11:13pm

On After: Freddies!
Specials: Karaoke is special.
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

• WE NEED HARES! Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for:


• October 8th (Red Dress Run)


• November 5th


• November 12th



• November 19th




• RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to party the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr and https://hashrego.com/events/dc-blt-2026
  DC Full Moon with Charm City is Saturday, 9/26 starting at 7pm from Fish Head Cantina in Baltimore. Hash Cash is $11, expect shiggy!




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.




• HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!

Corndog's Birthday Trail

Flashlight, Bug Spray