Organizers for EWH3 #1546: The 7th Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail, Thursday, September 17th, 2026, Virginia Square-GMU (Orange, Silver)
EWH3 #1546: The 7th Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail, Thursday, September 17th, 2026, Virginia Square-GMU (Orange, Silver)
09/17 11:45 PM
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Once again, Captain Turd Kind is gearing up for another pirate adventure on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And this time it’s lucky number SEVEN! Try your luck and see what treasures await you this time!
BUT BEWARE! Turd’s recent voyages across Halmara and the Molucca Sea have unleashed an evil mystic, born of woman, a seventh son, and he in turn of a seventh son, onto this voyage. Will yer luck run dry before ye gathers the treasure needed to vanquish the mystic back to the depths from whence he came?
Find the flags, find the booty, and drink to yer merry heart’s content!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, September 17th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Square-GMU Metro
Prelube: Quincy Hall
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Virginia Square Metro / Monroe St & 9th St N
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and Friends
Trail Details: - Runners: 1.9 miles first half,1.8 miles second half - Walkers: 1.1 miles first half, 1.0 miles second half - Shiggy: 0.69 - Type: Trail is A to A (0.25 miles from End to Virginia Square-GMU Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap: Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Virginia Square-GMU Last Trains Out: - Orange, New Carrollton: 11:47pm - Orange, Vienna: 12:23am - Silver, Ashburn: 12:09am - Silver, Largo: 11:51pm
On After: Spider Kelly’s Specials: You’re special On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
WE NEED HARES! Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for: September 24th October 8th (Red Dress Run) October 15th October 22nd
RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to party the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr and https://hashrego.com/events/dc-blt-2026
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Flashlight, Bug Spray
Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Shiggy:
Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Shiggy:
YAAAAARGH, AHOY AND AVAST YA FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!
Once again, Captain Turd Kind is gearing up for another pirate adventure on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And this time it’s lucky number SEVEN! Try your luck and see what treasures await you this time!
BUT BEWARE! Turd’s recent voyages across Halmara and the Molucca Sea have unleashed an evil mystic, born of woman, a seventh son, and he in turn of a seventh son, onto this voyage. Will yer luck run dry before ye gathers the treasure needed to vanquish the mystic back to the depths from whence he came?
Find the flags, find the booty, and drink to yer merry heart’s content!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, September 17th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Square-GMU Metro
Prelube: Quincy Hall
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Virginia Square Metro / Monroe St & 9th St N
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and Friends
Trail Details: - Runners: 1.9 miles first half,1.8 miles second half - Walkers: 1.1 miles first half, 1.0 miles second half - Shiggy: 0.69 - Type: Trail is A to A (0.25 miles from End to Virginia Square-GMU Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap: Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Virginia Square-GMU Last Trains Out: - Orange, New Carrollton: 11:47pm - Orange, Vienna: 12:23am - Silver, Ashburn: 12:09am - Silver, Largo: 11:51pm
On After: Spider Kelly’s Specials: You’re special On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
WE NEED HARES! Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for: September 24th October 8th (Red Dress Run) October 15th October 22nd
RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to party the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr and https://hashrego.com/events/dc-blt-2026
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
