Prelube: Highline RxR, 2010 Crystal Driv

Get up, Sleeping Booty! The Glitterati is back for the 5th Anal Glitter Trail! Dress to impress in your most ear-resistible Poca-hot-ass costume, or strip down to the Bare Necessities. Whichever you choose, body glitter is mandatory (with consent)! If you follow Uncle Walt's fairy dust to beerfinity and beyond, your hares promise you'll go from Zero to sparkle Hero. You might even find a Genie in a Bottle of Malort! Join us Lost Boys and girls in some Peter Pan-demonium as we hunt down our favorite beverage, because you ain't Never Had a Friend Like Beer!

On-Bibbidi-Boppidi-Booze-On!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 27, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support, Just J

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue:
Largo: 11:46pm
Franconia-Springfield: 12:28am
Yellow:
Greenbelt: 11:48pm
Huntington: 12:10am

On After: Freddie’s
Specials: Glitter is special!
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
- OH SHIT!! PIRATE CRUISE REGO IS LIVE! Get ready for an adventure on the high seas! Regos WILL sell out! https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2nd-anal-ewh3-and-aarrrrrrh3-dc-full-moon-pi

• RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Glitter

Flashlight, Bug Spray