Prelube: Clydes of Chevy Chase, 5441 Wisconsin Ave, Chevy Chase, MD

The most dreaded day of the year has arrived for most students, but some of us ended up marrying hot MILF teachers, so Van Halen will ring in our ears as those loser kids ring in the new school year. Come out to Friendship Heights and get as dirty as all your (now-problematic) fantasies of banging your 6th grade history teacher while the janitor watches.

Course Pre-requisites: Be familiar with the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
Other tributes are encouraged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 20, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Friendship Heights Station, Chevy Chase Pavillion exit. Look for marks/wankers.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 38.96249233677861, -77.08599747838093

Hares: Semen on the Pew & Cum Dumpling

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.25 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2 mi first half / .5 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 4.69 runners/walkers

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Shiggy rating: 4.69 for both walkers and runners. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Friendship Heights
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:24am

On After*: Aura Bar & Grill, 5247 Wisconsin Ave, NW, Washington, DC

Specials: $5 bottled beers, $7 drafts, $7 mixed drinks, $12 loaded nachos, $12 beef sliders, $10 buffalo chicken dip

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• OH SHIT!! PIRATE CRUISE REGO IS LIVE! Get ready for an adventure on the high seas! Regos WILL sell out! EWH3 2nd Anal EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3 DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise




• RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Hot for Teacher

Flashlight, Bug Spray, Dry Shoes