Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE

10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within 24 hours, he’d called his therapist to say he found a much cheaper alternative for what to do with his Thursdays.

Please join us for a very special edition of EWH3s ABC* Run: All Biplolar’s Comorbidities. Caution tape, cardboard, duct tape, aluminum foil, a bedsheet toga, strategically placed stuffed animals, pool floats, whatever the recycling gave you. Cotton is cheating. Wear shoes you can run in, bring a change of clothes for the bar, and most importantly, a desire to solve your problems with alcohol.

ABC = Anything But Clothes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 6, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capitol South Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google it

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off, Please Step Away from the Whores, These Are the Tits You’re Looking For, Mrs. Nuttersworth

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Federal Center SW Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Last Trains Out:
Downtown Largo (Blue) - 12:07 am
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) - 11:46 pm
New Carrollton (Orange) - 12:05 am
Vienna (Orange) - 11:59 pm
Downtown Largo (Silver) - 12:15 am
Ashburn (Silver) - 11:51 pm

On After: Walter’s Sports Bar, 10 N St SE
Specials: YOU’RE special!
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Flashlight, Bug Spray