Prelube: Wood & Iron

The Fourth of July (In-de-penis Day) in the United States is the single most internationally celebrated and recognized holiday commemorating In-de-penis from Britain. However, over 69 countries globally celebrate their own national In-de-penis from the United Kingdom on various dates throughout the year, making it one of the most widely observed historical milestones in the world, celebrated an average of every 6 days

Cum dressed as your favorite in-de-penis colon-y, or your favorite colon-ass-er!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 25, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Virginia Square/GMU (Orange/Silver)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the metro!

Hares: Cuntry Fried Seaman, Deep Throat Corndog, Chugga Chugga Snu Snu,

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2 mi. first half /.69 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / .33 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 mi to VA Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: VA Square
Last Trains Out:
To Ashburn (Silver Line) / Vienna (Orange Line):
Monday–Thursday & Sunday: ~12:10 AM
To Largo (Silver Line) / New Carrollton (Orange Line):
Monday–Thursday & Sunday: ~11:50 PM

On After: American Legion Post 139
Specials: Special Red is Special
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026




• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.




• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

In-de-penis from Britain

Flashlight, Bug Spray