Prelube: TallBoy: (Happy Hour 3-6pm)

Hear ye, hear ye, wankers: it's once again time to celebrate that glorious occasion… It's the Third Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail!!!

No offense to the breeders, but you have your days, this a day for all of us non-breeders. We should have a day to be celebrated for offsetting the reproducers & keeping the population in check.
Whether pulling out, anal, oral, condoms, or good ol’ fashioned vasectomies, however you prevent pregnancy when you cum, cheers to you!! And cheers to the ladies too, for doing the heavy lifting with birth control and playing goalie. This trail celebrates all who haven’t procreated, for whatever your reasons…
And if you need some reasons, here are some celebrity takes on why they don’t spawn: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g35350991/celebrities-without-kids/
Also, the sun will be setting LATE, so feel free to celebrate the solstice just a little late. And, it’s going to be HOT so be smart and dress like you're trying to get pregnant/get someone pregnant - knowing you can't

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 25, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow lines)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW

Hares: No Strings Attached, Schrodinger’s Cock, Bipolar Bear, Sexually Anxious Disease, Havana Lewinsky

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.00069

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Shaw-Howard U Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light (will be light til 9, shouldn’t need it), dry shoes (only if it's gonna rain), bug spray, and a full water bottle (will be HOT). Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Shaw-Howard University Metro Station
Last Trains Out:
Green - Branch Ave: 11:52 PM
Green - Greenbelt: 12:21 AM
Yellow - Greenbelt: 12:03 AM
Yellow - Huntington: 11:54 PM

On After: Electric Cool-Aid
Specials: They will have the Team USA World Cup match on!
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026


• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Flashlight, Bug Spray