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EWH3 #1523: 2nd Anal Fuck My Tatas Birthday Trail, June 18, 2026, Huntington (Yellow)

06/18 11:45 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Shiggy:

TBA

Prelube: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex (happy hour 3-7pm)


Remember last year when we celebrated birthday twins How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas with all-day drinking at Lyman’s? They do. (At least mostly…)

Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s once again time to celebrate two of your favorite geminis. We’re dragging you out to Huntington, but we promise we’ll make it worth your time. There will be beer. There will be shots. Stick it out after end circle and you may even get to hang around the fire pit with pizza and more beer until the clock strikes midnight and it’s officially your birthday kweens' special day.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 18, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Huntington Metro parking lot along Huntington Ave (NORTH station exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Huntington Metro North

Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck & Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.3 mi. first half (eagle option +0.5m) / 2.1 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 3.69 for runners; 0.69 for walkers

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Huntington
Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Greenbelt - 11:35 PM

On After: Tatas’ Backyard
Specials: Chuck and Tatas are special.
_On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent e-vent. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!


  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026

  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord

  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/

Give Back to the Hash!


  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.


Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


Flashlight, Bug Spray

Start Location Details

Huntington Metro (NORTH EXIT)

2501 Huntington Ave, Alexandria, VA 22303

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