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EWH3 #1521: The British are Cumming Trail, June 4, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red Line)

06/04 11:45 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Autism Speaks for Deities

Shiggy:

Prelube: The Admiral Pub! Prelube in pure British fashion with a few pints


The Revolutionary War. The War of 1812. Beatlemania. Ed Sheeran’s sweaty manboobs. All blips on the radar compared to the day that our very own Autism Speak for Deities, aka Tizzy, comes back from her sleeper cell training across the pond to unleash unbridled British revenge on the United States for daring to dump tea into the Boston Harbor!

Just remember, KEEP CALM AND HASH ON-ON!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 4, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th and Q St NW

Hares: Autism Speak for Deities, Ready Player None, Lancelittle, Cuntcerto in D Major

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.81 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.36 mi to Dupont Metro, 0.35 mi to Farragut North). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: DuPont Circle (Red Line)
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 12:00am
Shady Grove 12:12 am

On After: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special. British rock encouraged but not required
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!


  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026


  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/


Give Back to the Hash!


  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.


  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.


Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


The British are Cumming

Flashlight, Bug Spray

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39 Hashers cumming

including:

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

CockSuey

(ABQH3)

Autism Speaks with Deities

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Bend n drill

(EWH3)

Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Chugga Chugga Snu Snu

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
We're do what? Im in.

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Jules

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Just Jules

(EWH3)

Lay Trails Not Wives

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(BostonH3)

Screeching Eargasm

(RTH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

George W Jugs

(ExaH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWHH3
I'll take a pint of that!

bearfucker

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
it's not illegal unles...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Just Yvette

(EWH3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

roll over bitch

(EWH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Too Easy

EWH3
...

Muffin man

(WH4)

Brass to Mouth

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...