Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Vagina is for Lawyers
Shiggy:
Prelube: CIRCA at Foggy Bottom
Hasher and Harriettes -
After two and half years of being bent over a desk getting railed by grad school work I [Vagina is for Lawyer] have successfully completed my Masters program.
Now with all this free time on my I guess I just have to lay a wicked trail to celebrate. Come on out this Thursday to see if I can work you guys over half as bad as my professors did.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 14th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW
Hares: VagLaw and Friends
Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.5 mi. Eagle or 2.3 mi. Turkey / 2.6 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Dupont Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Dupont for end Circle, Farragut North or West for On After
Last Trains Out:
Dupont:
Glenmont 12:00 AM
Shady Grove 12:10 AM
Farragut West:
Silver Line:
Ashburn 11:59 PM
Downtown Largo 12:01 AM
New Carrollton 11:51 PM
Blue Line:
Downtown Largo 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield 11:54 PM
Orange Line:
New Carrollton 11:57 PM
Vienna 12:06 AM
On After: Recessions
Specials: You’re special
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
- OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
- Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
- Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
Flashlight, Bug Spray
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Lab Dancer
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Chugga Chugga snu snu
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
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roll over bitch
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Immoral Support
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