Prelube: Dok Khao Thai Alexandria

Grab your lube, lace up those running shoes, and get ready to pound the pavement like it owes you money!

This Thorsday, cum out and celebrate National Bugs Bunny Day the only way we know how, by enjoying the sweet, sticky taste of Bugs Bunny’s legendary cream pie! That’s right folks, the most iconic hare in history is turning up the heat, and we’re inviting you to hop on over, spread your legs for the occasion, and let that classic carrot-chomping rabbit fill you up with pure, nostalgic joy (and maybe a little something extra if you’re into that).

But wait! There’s more thrusting fun to be had, because on the same glorious day, we’re also honoring National Oatmeal Cookie Day, and we all know the best way to eat an oatmeal cookie is via oatmeal cream pie. That means you get double stuffed with a double creamy indulgence.

So whether you’re here for the run and love a good pounding, a casual walk, someone who just wants to feel something deep inside, or a total virgin ready to pop their cherry on the trail, this is your moment.

Come for the run.
Stay for the cream.
Leave with a smile on your face and a little extra bounce in your step with a trail that’ll leave you messy, satisfied, and probably feeling a little funny afterward.

Don’t just cum…
Cum HARD.
Cum FAST.
Cum celebrate with us. Don’t be a stinker, take that left at Albuquerque, and enjoy wabbit season with your fellow wankers!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 30, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow). Take the south exit (towards E Glebe Rd), follow chalk marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Yard Metro Station South

Hares: Ms. Nuttersworth, Seedless Asian Man

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 3.1 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.69 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69 Walkers / 1.69 Runner’s

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line
Downtown Largo 11:46 PM
Franconia Springfield 12:24 AM
Yellow Line
Greenbelt 11:48 PM
Huntington 12:09 AM
Mt Vernon Sq 11:19 PM

On After: Crystal City Sports Pub
Specials: You’re special. (But also: all-day breakfast!)
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord




• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!




• Preorder Shiggy Socks! Preorder are open until May 5th! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc92q4ggf52N29RHJSU0JNUcUmFi5POVH1_rfKmqrbuYloTGQ/viewform

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Flashlight, Bug Spray