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EWH3 #1511: Pre-WIE Trail, March 26, 2026, Clarendon Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver)

03/26 11:45 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Havana Lewinsky, Just Tommy, Oh Hey! Not Gay

Shiggy:

TBA

Prelube: Mister Days
Happy hour 4-7pm. $2 off drafts, $7 for rail drinks


Join us for Pre-WIE event. A shorter trail to save up for the big weekend.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 26, 2026.
Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Clarendon Metro. Go to top of the only surface escalator for station and do 180 degree turn to go to park right behind escalator

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cqc9yN889CTN23vLA

Hares: Havana Lewinsky, Just Tommy, and Oh Hey Not Gay

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.2 mi to Rosslyn Metro).
Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Rosslyn

Last Trains Out:
Ashburn - 12:04 AM
Downtown Largo - 11:57 PM
New Carrollton - 11:47 PM
Downtown Largo - 11:55 PM
Franconia-Springfield - 12:16 AM
New Carrollton - 11:53 PM
Vienna - 12:11 AM

On After*: Continental Pool Lounge
Specials: You're Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Clarendon Metro. Go to top of the only surface escalator for station and do 180 degree turn to go to park right behind escalator

Start Location TBA

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