Prelube: Guapo’s

After months of snow, rain, and cold, one man could wait no longer. Eat, Pray, Dump is returning to Indonesia, the warm island nation where he earned his name. For one year he will hash in the jungle and on the beach... next to volcanoes and over landslides.

But before he leaves, we can all celebrate the beginning of this joyous time of year… Meatless March! Join this exciting trail to learn more about this flexible, voluntary, local challenge that everyone is slowly noticing! You won’t need any barnyard animal flesh to get your hands on some meat on this trail, if you know what I mean. If you stick around to the end, you may even be treated to some of Eat, Pray, Dump’s smoky hot sausage, Swedish meatballs, and firm buns, washed down with specially ordered meat-free beer.

He’s leaving on a jet plane, but not before one last scenic, celebratory hash in his home habitat.

Come curious, leave satisfied!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 26th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Tenleytown Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Tenleytown / Wisconsin Ave & Albemarle St NW

Hares: Eat Pray Dump, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and mystery hare!

Trail Details: Exact details forthcoming, but nothing too crazy
Runners: 2.8mi / 2.5mi
Walkers: 1.3mi / 1.2 mi
Shiggy: 1.69 (and probably rainy)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Tenleytown Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Tenleytown-AU
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 11:52pm
Shady Grove: 12:18am

On After: Guapo’s
Specials: You’re special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

• You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows, contact the Harerazor if you are interested!
  -- March 5th
  -- March 12th
  -- March 26th


• Rego for WIE is live!! Ocean Shitty here we come: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2026-sirens-and-sailors-2026


• Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

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