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EWH3 #1505: Roose Rips Fukov Farewell Trail, February 12, 2026, Navy Yard-Ball Park Metro (Green)

02/12 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Roose Rips

Shiggy:

Prelube: Atlas Brew Works and Tap Room Navy Yard Happy Hour 12-6pm $6 select drafts and $11 two slice and pint combo


Just like this trail she wasn’t here for a long time but she was here for a good time. And you guessed if it’s a Roose Rips trail it never leaves Navy Yard, because why?? Because she hates scouting, likes to pre-lube on her couch, and it’s stumbling distance after she’s drank half the kennel under the table. Roose your favorite Irish drunken sailor, Swiftie, Survivor fanatic, Bills fan, costume loving, back squatting harriette is ready to say farewell to this frozen tundra for fairer winds and following seas, ready to don her favorite uniform of jean shorts, tank tops, and chucks for dancing and day drinking at beach bars with San Diego sunsets. But not before she ties one on one last time with her favorite EWH3 wankers. It will be a quickie but ends with a bang. Roose will host one last on after in her penthouse and rooftop, pizza and special cocktails will be provided. Special Bonus: Roose is clearing house and things the Navy won’t pack for her - go home with some weird liqueur, cleaning agents, and random clothes and things she just doesn’t want to move cross country with.

Come dressed as your favorite Roose!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 12 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Navy Yard Ball Park Metro - Yards park across the street of New Jersey exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bike Share 1st & New Jersey

Hares: Roose Rips, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Ms. Nuttersworth

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.72 mi. first half / 1.17 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.72 mi first half / 0.32 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Navy Yard Ballpark Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Navy Yard Metro
Last Trains Out:
Green Line
Greenbelt 11:53
Branch Ave 12:18

On After*: Roose Rips Rooftop Penthouse
Specials: Pizza and cocktails
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


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Navy Yard-Ball Park Metro

122 M St SW, Washington, DC 20024

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