Before the glory. Before the costumes. Before the full-blown O’LimpDicks Games… there are The Trials. The O’LimpDicks Trialz Trail is your chance to qualify for hashing’s most prestigious and poorly judged athletic spectacle before the full moon O’LimpDicks Games begin. This trail is designed to test your speed, stamina, teamwork, and creativity in the greatest sport known to man- drinking beer. Challenges can happen anytime: on trail, off trail, after trail, even after you’re home and think it's over. Those who complete The Trialz earn their place to advance, and one lucky hashlete will go home with a free and REALLY GOOD prize for their on the spot rego to Full Moon H3’s O’LimpDicks Games the next day! Spots are limited, glory is forever, and registration is required if you want a shot at hash immortality—or at least a really good story.

On-on!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 5th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: George Washington Equestrian Statue

Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW

Hares: Vagetarian, PSA, Mongo, Bitches Give Stitches, VagLaw, NSA

PreLube: Castas Rum Bar- happy hour 5-7pm and late-night happy hour every Thursday from 9pm-12am! $5 beer, $10 mojitos & frozens, $40 pitchers. Also cigars.

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.06 mi. first half / 2.07 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.14 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (About 0.2 miles to Dupont South Metro or 0.7 mi to Foggy Bottom). Bring WARM CLOTHES, your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE HAVE A SECURE VAN FOR BAGS!

End Metro: Dupont Circle Metro
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12AM
Shady Grove: 12:10AM

End Metro: Foggy Bottom
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line
-Downtown Largo: about 11:57 PM
-Franconia-Springfield: about 11:59 PM
Orange Line
-New Carrollton: about 11:55 PM
-Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: about 12:08 AM
Silver Line
-Ashburn: about 12:01 AM
-Downtown Largo: about 11:59 PM

On After: Castas Late Night Happy Hour
Specials: $5 beer, $10 mojitos & frozens, $40 pitchers. Also cigars.

Bring WARM CLOTHES, your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle.