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EWH3 #1502: The Shit Show, January 22, 2026, Georgia Ave/Petworth (Green Line)

01/22 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

EWH3 #1502: The Shit Show, January 22, 2026, Georgia Ave/Petworth (Green Line)

Prelube: Red Derby


Have you ever wondered what those little green bags that you see littered around DC are for? Come join us this Thursday and find out!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 22, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Petworth Meditation Garden (0.3 mi from Petworth/Georgia Ave Metro)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th St and Spring Rd NW

Hares: Just Tommy, Cuntry Fried Seaman, Tragic Carpet Ride

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 2.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave - 11:46 PM / Greenbelt (Yellow) 12:09 AM / Greenbelt (Green) 12:27 AM / Huntington 11:48 PM

On After*: Snappy’s Small Bar
Specials: Dino Nugs and Pizza bites for Just Tommy’s bday
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Petworth Meditation Garden

Start Location TBA

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