EWH3 #1501: Incumming MisMan Trail, January 15, 2026, King St (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Joe Theismann's Restaurant
Specials: $5 draft beers, house wine, and well drinks

What do you get when you add 2 new religious advisors who have absolutely no advice to give on religion, 2 new scribes who actually aren't very funny, a new hash flash who takes only the blurriest of pics, a new onsec and hash cash who can barely finger count to 10, a hare razor who can’t navigate his way out of a parking lot, an oreho who thought the assignment was just sex with cookies, and a porn guru who literally thought they were here for orgy documentation? The new wanks who are stoopid enough to step up to mismanage this year. Come join them for trail this week as they demonstrate their poorest haring skills and preview the debauchery of the year ahead (who said head?) for a brisk jaunt around Old Town.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 15, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Blue Park Basketball Half Court (near King St metro)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St

Hares: Incumming MisMan!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to King St. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: King St (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:
Blue: To Downtown Largo - 11:37 PM, to Franconia-Springfield - 12:33 AM
Yellow: To Huntington - 12:35 AM, to Greenbelt 11:39 PM

On After: Rock-It Grill
Specials: Karaoke is special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.