EWH3 #1499.5: Outgoing Misman Trail, January 8, 2025, Navy Yard/Ballpark (Green)

Prelube:Atlas Brew Works Navy Yard - $5-$6 select drafts, $10-$11 combos with pizza until 6pm

Thank Lord Gispert that Roose Rips, B-Ho, George, PSA, LDS, Chuck Fuck and VagLaw can finally be put out of their misery. VagLaw's reign of terror is over, extracted by Delta Force in the dark of the night. You no longer have to suffer through Roose Rips's stale jokes if she was sober or slurring through them if she was drunk. Your hash flash photos may finally be in focus as George hangs up whatever non-iPhone that is. Your orange food may finally get more diverse than beef jerky and cheese puffs as PSA cuts his Costco card in half. Maybe the brakes will get fixed on Aston or gimmies will get cooler now that B-Ho doesn't have a Fort Knox grip on our cash. Maybe our next PornGuru will actually add porn to our discord as LDS unplugs her keyboard. And maybe we won't ever run out of cold beer again or drive with the lock box in the wheel well as Chuck Fuck tosses the keys to the next sucker.

For this we must celebrate! Come out in your best Black Tie look..... Could be a Tux.... could be a Penguin onesie... could be a Tuxedo shirt.... you can decide what that means to you! Come join us as we put these wankers out to pasture and we can all get on with our lives.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 8th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Navy Yard / Ballpark Metro, follow marks to start
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Zcb2KZdis2aVUDoJ8

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Navy Yard Metro / M St & New Jersey Ave SE](https://maps.app.goo.gl/o76GGo7uMXYDBTG28M)

Hares: Roose Rips, Vagina is for Lawyers, Burlington Ho Factory, Please Step Away from the Whores, George StuffedanOctopus, Latter Day Skank, How Much Wood Could a Wood Chuck Fuck

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.55 mi. first half / 1.72 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.29 mi first half / 0.98 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Navy Yard Metro) (0.4 mi to Waterfront). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard / Ballpark Metro

Last Trains Out:
Greenbelt - 11:53 PM
Branch Ave - 12:18 AM

On After*: Problem Child  https://maps.app.goo.gl/kNcpfpAAxt6o1XSY7

Specials: $5 Jello Shots
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.