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EWH3 #1497: The SHUTDOWN IS OVER TRAIL!!!, December 11, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)

12/11 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

EWH3 #1497: The SHUTDOWN IS OVER TRAIL!!!, December 11, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)

Prelube: Lou's City Bar


If you’re reading this thinking “Wait a minute, B-Ho, the shutdown ended a month ago? Why are we theming the trail around it??” Well my dear, sweet hashers, it is simply because I don’t have another theme in mind - And let’s be so for real, when have we ever needed a theme to get drunk? So bring your federally employed friend who’s finally getting paid again and come get drunk with us!!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 11, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th & Irving St NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Vegetarian & Sexually Anxious Disease

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.71 mi. first half / 1.73 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.75 mi first half / 0.78 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.1 mi to Insert Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Columbia Heights or Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Columbia Heights:
Branch Ave - 11:49 PM
Greenbelt - 12:24 PM

Petworth:
Branch Ave - 11:46 PM
Greenbelt - 12:26 PM

On After*: Lyman’s Tavern
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


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Start Location TBA

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12 Hashers came

including:

Cuntry Fried Seaman

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
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Joy

Mount Vernon H3
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George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagetarian

(EWH3)

Social Dickstancing

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...