EWH3 #1496: The 11th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 4, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Prelube: Tunnicliff's Tavern

Remember when Head Injury said he wasn’t going to do the ugly sweater trail anymore? Joke’s on him, because we simply couldn’t let this glorious tradition die.
Celebrate the start of December with our traditional romp through Capitol Hill in your best ugly holiday sweater. The tackiness of your sweater (and maybe a coat) will keep you warm on trail. Who will keep you warm after trail is yet to be determined ;-)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 4th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) – follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, and a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Avenue
Last Trains Out:
Orange to New Carrollton: 12:11 am
Orange to Vienna: 11:53 pm
Blue to Downtown Largo: 12:13 am
Blue to Franconia-Springfield - 11:43 pm
Silver to Ashburn: 11:45 pm
Silver to Downtown Largo: 12:19 am

On After*: Trusty’s
Specials: Your ugly ass sweater is special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.