Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
EWH3 #1495: (Wild) Turkey Day Trail, 27 November 2025, Huntington Metro North Entrance / Exit / Huntington Avenue (Yellow)
It is generally assumed that the Pilgrims celebrated a harvest feast in Plymouth in 1621. 404 years later, we will, too. Previous organizers of the EWH3 Turkey Day Trail went into retirement, so somebody else had to do it. A change of venue seemed wise; your hares and many members of mis-management live in Alexandria, so it has been moved a bit south.
But, most of the rest of the traditions remain.
1. Pre-lube (and On After) will be at start.
2. Start is at 11 a.m. because, "if you don't start drinking in the morning ..." You will have plenty of time to get on with other celebrations.
3. There will be shots of Wild Turkey.
4. There will be trail, but no separate runners' trail. If you need to get a running fix in, your hares suggest doing a local Turkey Trot - there are plenty of options in the DMV.
5. Assuming we have enough mismanagement participation, we will have a circle and other "official" activities.
Fun facts about Pilgrims:
A. The lands the English laid claim to as colonies, around 38 degrees north latitude, were assumed to have a climate similar to the Mediterranean region, which also lies on that parallel; boy, were they wrong.
B. Hence the need for spirits. Sadly, Wild Turkey 101 did not exist in 1621; Wild Turkeys did, and they can be found in Massachusetts, to this day.
C. Having fled religious persecution to come to the new world, the Pilgrims wasted little time in doing the same here
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 11:00 a.m. Thursday, 27 November 2025. Pack will be away, but not far, at noon.
Where: Huntington Metro, North Entrance/Exit
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Huntington Metro North
Hares: GFA, Silver Spooge, Raider of the Lost Box
Trail Details:
- Runners: 0.069 mi. first half / 0.069 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.069 mi first half / 0.069 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.069
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Huntington Metro
Last Trains Out: If you miss the last train, do not blame EWH3, and the hares will laugh at you
On After*: Wherever your real Thanksgiving plans happen to be.
Specials: We are all special (Turkeys).
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location TBA
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