EWH3 #1494: The “This Trail Has No Theme”-themed Trail, November 20th, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)

BRING A LIGHT, OR A FRIEND WITH A LIGHT, OR FANCY-PANTS HIGH-DEFINITION NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES!

Wear something comfortable, as fancy or unfancy as you like. It is getting too dark for anyone else to see your outfit, and it’s what you’re wearing (or not wearing) underneath that counts, anyway, right? Stay warm, don’t die, have fun (not necessarily in that order).

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 20th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Columbia Heights. Follow marks to Columbia Heights Plaza.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1345 Park Rd NW

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Cuntry-Fried Semen, and Just Tommy

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.25 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 3.69 - it’s dark out and your ankles may be in peril!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Georgia Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave

Last Trains Out:
11:46 PM to Branch Ave
12:26 AM to Greenbelt

On After*: Looking Glass Lounge

Specials: TBD?
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.