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EWH3 #1492: The Onesie Trail, November 6th, 2025, Crystal City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)

11/06 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

EWH3 #1492: The Onesie Trail, November 6th, 2025, Crystal City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)

Prelube: Highline R&R


Last minute scramble so there could be a trail this week, so we are just grabbing the nearest onesie and running with it.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 6, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro, follow marks to start.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHFCLojHamXGrUyG6

Hares: Ready Player None, Vagina is for Lawyers, GUI Decimal System, Ha-Cum-On- My Tatas

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Downtown Largo (Blue) - 11:46
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) - 12:24
Huntington (Yellow) - 12:12
Mt Vernon Square (Yellow) - 11:39

On After*: Freddie's Beach Bar & Restaurant

Specials: Karaoke
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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16 Hashers came

including:

Latter Day Skank

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Ready Player None

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Split Her Bare

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Seizures Phallus

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Lickthyologist

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Autism Speaks for Deities (Tizzy)

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Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Tragic Carpet Ride

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GFA

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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dwarfus interruptus

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I Moo At Cows

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)