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EWH3 #1492: The Onesie Trail, November 6th, 2025, Crystal City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)
11/06 11:59 PM
A EWH3 Trail
Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
EWH3 #1492: The Onesie Trail, November 6th, 2025, Crystal City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)
Prelube: Highline R&R
Last minute scramble so there could be a trail this week, so we are just grabbing the nearest onesie and running with it.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 6, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro, follow marks to start.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHFCLojHamXGrUyG6
Hares: Ready Player None, Vagina is for Lawyers, GUI Decimal System, Ha-Cum-On- My Tatas
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Downtown Largo (Blue) - 11:46
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) - 12:24
Huntington (Yellow) - 12:12
Mt Vernon Square (Yellow) - 11:39
On After*: Freddie's Beach Bar & Restaurant
Specials: Karaoke
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Public Event
including:
Roose Rips
(EWH3)
Latter Day Skank
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
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