EWH3 #1491: Trick or Treat BITCHES, October 30th, 2025, Braddock Road (Blue/Yellow)

Pre-lube: Lost Dog Cafe - Alexandria

Y’all left the Halloween trail open on the hare line for far too long, so now Tatas and PhD have taken over. All we have to say is: TRICK OR TREAT, BITCHES.

Don your spookiest costumes and get your tush to Old Town ALX, because it’s time for EWH3 to learn the true magic of the ‘on the foot’ check. (No, really, make sure you’re wearing a fucking costume or it’s only tricks for you.)

We can wait to treat you to some great tricks on trail. We hope your spirit can handle it.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 30th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Rd Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Rd Metro

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Pussy has Defects, Vagetarian

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.2 mi to King St Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

Don't let the treats get stolen, lock them up in our bag van!

End Metro: King Street (blue/yellow)

Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo - 11:36 PM
Blue to Franconia-Springfield - 12:33 AM
Yellow to Huntington - 12:36 AM
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center - 11:29 PM

On After*: Rock-It Grill
Specials: Karaoke is special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.