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EWH3 #1490: The Dino-mite Dinosaur Trail, 23 October, 2025, Ballston Metro (Orange & Silver)

10/23 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

EWH3 #1490: The Dino-mite Dinosaur Trail, 23 October, 2025, Ballston Metro (Orange & Silver)

Pre-Lube: Quincy Hall


In celebration of National Dinosaur Month, we’re bringing you a trail that hasn’t been seen since the Jurassic Park was still in planning stages! Come explore this Land Before Time on a great T-rex through Ballston and Lubber Run! Don’t be a Grumpysoreass, this trail will be a Blast from the past!

Bust out your dino-outfits, and lets go on a journey lasting 69 million years! If you get lucky maybe you’ll be swapping some Dino-DNA by the end of the night.

Cranium lamps or phone light are a must for one portion of trail and shoes may get wet.

WALKERS WILL HAVE SOME SHIGGY TOO!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 23, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Ballston Metro / Welburn Square, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Ballston Metro / Stuart St & 9th St N

Hares: Cuntry Fried Seaman, Roose Rips, Oh Hey Not Gay, Just Heather

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.65 mi. first half / 2.32 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2.19 mi first half / 1.21 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 5.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Virginia Square-GMU Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: Virginia Square-GMU Metro

Last Trains Out:
Silver Ashburn - 12:09 AM
Silver Downtown Largo - 11:51 PM
Silver New Carrollton - 11:31 PM
Orange New Carrollton - 11:47 PM
Orange Vienna/Fairfax-GMU - 12:19 AM

On After*: American Legion Post 139
Specials: Cheap Post Drinks

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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18 Hashers came

including:

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Roose Rips

EWH3
Sink ships

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Chayane

(EWH3)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Erika

(Homeless)