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EWH3 #1488: Life of A Showgirl (plus an Art Walk), 2 OCT 25, 2025, NoMa Gallaudet (Red Line)

10/02 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

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EWH3 #1488: Life of A Showgirl (plus an Art Walk), 2 OCT 25, 2025, NoMa Gallaudet (Red Line)

Prelube: Bub and Pop's - $5 Happy Hour Beers!


Step into the spotlight and lace up your sneakers—this isn’t just a run, it’s a performance. This trail will get you ready to listen to Taylor Swift’s newest era, Life of a Showgirl, on Friday. On this trail, expect glamour, art, and beer together at EWH3 this Thursday!

Our route winds through the colorful streets of NoMa, where vibrant new murals create the perfect backdrop for every mile. Think of it as your moving stage: each mural a set change, each stride a dance step.

And what’s a show without an encore? At the finish line, trade your sweat for sparkle with our most favorite beverage: beer (or slut water)! Cum out to trail dressed as a show girl, or in an outfit inspired by your favorite era!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 2, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa Gallaudet Metro (FLORIDA AVE/2ND STREET EXIT)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMa

Hares: Ruth Masturbader Ginsburg, Screeching Eargasm, and Oh Hey Not Gay!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.4 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.2 mi to Noma-Gallaudet Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Shady Grove: 11:57pm
Glenmont: 12:13am.

On After*: Last Call, 1301-A, 4th St NE, Washington, DC 20002
Specials: You’re Special! (but they have pretty reasonable shot/drink combos)
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


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Start Location TBA

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