EWH3 #1484: Crawl Out Through the Fallout, 3rd Anal Fallout Trail!, September 4th, 2025, Van Dorn (Blue Line)

Prelube: Aslin Beer Company

Crawl out through the Fallout! Literally… with us, but before you do...

Perception check! BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS and DRY SHOES!!

The dwellers of Vault 69 welcum you on our 3rd annual journey across the toxic wasteland. Wanna survive? Then show us what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L! Test your Agility by crossing rad infested waters and running through the forest. Is that nuked flora I see? Pop some mentats to increase that Perception as you watch out for glowing fungi and blobs of toxic goo that will guide your way…you may even find some perk enhancing Bobbleheads!

If you have any Intelligence, you’d be sure to stock up on chems so your Strength is up to par. Let’s not forget lots of purified water, because this trek will really test your Endurance!

Friend or foe? Who knows! Charisma can go a long way on the surface, but make sure you steer clear of the mug-ghouls. Keep your eyes peeled because if you’re Lucky, you may just be graced by an awe-striking, divine Cryptid!

So, strap on the Pip-Boy and get in your power armor. Grab the Rad-X and be careful!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 4th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Van Dorn Metro (Blue Line)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Van Dorn Metro

Hares: Suck Squeeze Bang Blow, VagLaw, Pussy has Defects & a mystery hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 5.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1 mi to Van Dorn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

Overencumbered? We also have a bag van!!

End Metro: Van Dorn Metro
Last Trains Out:
Blue - Franconia-Springfield: 12:39 AM
Blue - Largo: 11:30 PM

On After*: Shooter McGee’s

Specials: You’re S.P.E.C.I.A.L
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.