1482 - Kilted Hash/English Invasion of Scotland, August 21st 2025, Huntington Metro (Yellow)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: Thursday 7:15pm, August 8/21
Start: Huntington Metro Parking Lot/North Bay E-2701 Huntington Ave, Alexandria
Nearest Capital Bikeshare: Eisenhower Ave; Mill Race Ln
Hares away: 6:45 or whenever Dude, That Guy, and Friend finally put their pants back on (spoiler: they won't).
Theme: KILTS — Air out the bagpipes and let your haggis hang free. Bonus points if you flash more than just trail marks.

Your Hares:
 Dude, That Guy — The last person you want behind you on trail… and
somehow the first person who finds your on-in.
 Friend — Not actually your friend. Will lead you through poison ivy, three
homeless encampments, and an active crime scene for the scenic route &

Trail Promises (read: lies):
 Enough beer to pickle your liver and your dignity.
 At least one false trail that ends in a questionable orgy.
 Shiggy so thick you'll find mystery fluids in your socks for a week.
 A beer check featuring Scottish Cocktails (warm beer + regret).
 A to A’
 Shiggy Amount= EW amount (0.69)

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 3.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: .7 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

End Metro: Huntington Metro
Last Trains Out: 11:25pm
(https://www.wmata.com/rider-guide/stations/huntington.cfm)

Circle Shenanigans:
Expect singing, accusations you can't legally deny, and maybe a surprise & kilt
inspection from That Guy with zero warning.

Bring:
 Mug or vessel for beer
 Your kilt (or just a belt and a smile)
 Hash cash ($5) for beer, snacks, and hush money
 Virgins (we promise to be gentle… ish)

On-After!
Your GMs—currently laundering their kilts in bleach for reasons u can’t explain to HR
On After*: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex
Specials: You

*On Afters is an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide whether to participate.