EWH3 #1481: I’m on a Boat Trail, August 14, 2025, Pentagon City (Blue)

Prelube: Chevy’s (1201 S Hayes St)

I recently got drunk on a boat, but that’s unreasonable to try to replicate on a daily basis, so let’s get drunk on dry land and pretend. Don your captains hats, your summery dresses, your swim trunks, and your flippy-floppys, and come run around Pentagon City.

We may not be able to pull off a true Titanic moment without a boat, but that doesn’t mean you can’t hop up on stage, spread your arms, and belt out a good tune at Freddie’s during karaoke at the on after.

But just remember, as your alpha hare: I’m the captain now.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 14th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Virginia Highlands Park Parking Lot (Pentagon City metro)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pentagon City Metro / 12th St & S Hayes St

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, Lickthyologist

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (more for eagles!) / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 3.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE HAVE A BAG VAN

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo - 11:46 PM
Blue to Franconia-Springfield - 12:24 PM
Yellow to Huntington: 12:12 AM
Yellow to Mt. Vernon Sq/7th St - 11:39 PM

Specials: Kind of an insanely great happy hour menu

On After*: Freddie's Beach Bar & Restaurant
Specials: Karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.