Another year older, absolutely none the wiser. Cum join LSD, NSA and Schrödinger’s Cock as they attempt, yet again, to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

Also, in August 2015, ten hazy, sloppy, drunk years ago, a dumb fck named Just Ryan started hashing, unaware of how his life would change. That dumb fck is now No Strings Attached, and he’s still none the wiser :/ Help celebrate his 10th Analversary!!

Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
The Cumburglar!

Stain Gretzky

Poon-apple Juice

General Tso’s Dicken…?!

and of course…

Schrödinger’s Cock!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 7th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place/Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW

Hares: LSD, NSA, Schrödinger’s Cock, Stain Gretzky, and a couple of mystery hares

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.069

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. We also have a bag van!

End Metro/Last Trains Out:

Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM

Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 11:59 PM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 12:01 AM
New Carrollton (Silver) 11:41 PM

Downtown Largo (Blue) 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:57 PM

New Carrollton (Orange) 11:57 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM

On After*: Recessions

Specials: Karaoke is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.