EWH3 #1475: FUCK the 4th Trail!, July 3rd, 2025, Old Town Alexandria/ King Street (Blue/Yellow)

I don’t know about you guys but… I’m embarrassed.

We guarantee that your attendance will result in a night you completely forget where you live! Really knock it outta your noggin, it's not like (most of) you work tomorrow. You may even see a firework or two.

Prelube: Theissman's - $5 draft/ rail drink/ house wine until 7pm!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 3rd, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King Street Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King Street Metro

Hares: Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.), Just Chris, Vagina is for Lawyers, Ready Player None, Ha-Cum-On-My Tatas

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.3 mi. first half / 2.24 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2.29 mi first half / 1.91 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to King Street Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: King Street Metro
Last Trains Out:

Blue Line:
Springfield: 12:33pm
Largo: 11:36pm

Yellow Line:
Huntington: 12:36pm
Mt. Vernon Sq: 11:29pm

On After*: Good ol ROCK-IT Grille
Specials: Some fireworks! (if I timed it right)

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.