Hear ye, hear ye, wankers: it's once again time to celebrate that glorious occasion… It's the Second Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail!!!

No offense to the breeders, but you have your days, this a day for all of us non-breeders. We should have a day to be celebrated for offsetting the reproducers & keeping the population in check.

Whether pulling out, anal, oral, condoms, or good ol’ fashioned vasectomies, however you prevent pregnancy when you cum, cheers to you!! And cheers to the ladies too, for doing the heavy lifting with birth control and playing goalie. This trail celebrates all who haven’t procreated, for whatever your reasons…
And if you need some reasons, here are some celebrity takes on why they don’t spawn: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g35350991/celebrities-without-kids/

Also, it’s going to be HOT so be smart and dress like you're trying to get pregnant/get someone pregnant, knowing you can't.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 12, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow lines)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW

Hares: No Strings Attached, Schrodinger’s Cock, Bipolar Bear, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Havana Lewinsky

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.0069

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Shaw-Howard U Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE ALSO HAVE A BAG VAN

End Metro: Shaw-Howard University Metro Station
Last Trains Out:
Green - Branch Ave: 11:52 PM
Green - Greenbelt: 12:21 AM

On After*: Electric Cool-Aid
Specials: Frozen drinks are special, and so are you.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.