Have you ever asked yourself which celebrity would be most likely to attend a hash event? Me neither, but we can agree the answer is probably Kesha right??
Cum celebrate this mother fucking woman by getting drunk and raising hell while strutting your boogie feet through NoMa and Shaw with the crazy kids of EWH3.Glitter and debauchery are encouraged.
BYO jack daniels for bonus points.

PRELUBE!: Andys Pizza

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 29th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Station

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: 1st & M St NE

Hares: Jeb!utante, The Cumburglar!, Vegetarian

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.21 mi. first half / 1.73 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.39 mi first half / .99 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your sh!t.

End Metro: Shaw-Howard U (Green Line)

Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave 11:52 PM
Greenbelt 12:21 AM

On After*: Ivy and Coney
Specials: YOU!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.